sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

2DAY @ WERK:

  • OH GOD ADDITIONAL 25% OF CLEARANCE KILL ME
  • WHITE GIRL WEARING A TURBAN
  • SOME WOMAN GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO STEAL BAGS
  • I GOT CALLED “BABE” BY MALE CUSTOMER FOR HELPING HIM BECAUSE ITS MY JOB NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO (DONT DO THIS EVER I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU)

toloveakiwi:

Back off the donuts!

mihtrandir:

Sauron takes the “Ice-Bucket Challenge”

It had to happen eventually, so here it is! Promote ALS awareness AND extinguish evil at the same time!

New Horoscopes

  • Aquarius: jackin it
  • Pisces: likes iggy azalea
  • Aries: weeaboo
  • Taurus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Gemini: ayyyyyylmao
  • Cancer: still listens to psy
  • Leo: kony 2012
  • Virgo: 420
  • Libra: a trashy hoe and you know it
  • Scorpio: entry level anime trash
  • Sagittarius: .................slime man
  • Capricorn: bruh

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

cosbyykidd:

grandmasterbooty:

Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

smh

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