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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>hello, i am guillotine-chan or fallbeil. i draw gross things.</description><title>REAL TALK?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fallbeil)</generator><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>somehow im not as heartbroken or worried about it as i thought i&amp;#8217;d be, maybe i knew it was...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;somehow im not as heartbroken or worried about it as i thought i&amp;#8217;d be, maybe i knew it was coming or im just so heavily medicated  i don&amp;#8217;t give two poops about it lmfao&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f3f85f7089e443a5f5f84f321d61d5a1/tumblr_inline_ml9wnukEnC1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51071452452</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51071452452</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:45:00 -0700</pubDate><category>beil's adventures in college land</category></item><item><title>welp i got a C in geology my dad&amp;#8217;s gonna kill me huahaahuehhueheh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;welp i got a C in geology my dad&amp;#8217;s gonna kill me huahaahuehhueheh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51071295520</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51071295520</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:42:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>phillip-bleh:

he’s like a cartoon character.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00f36491fa073fd9e4dcffc7f9b64c5c/tumblr_mn2mioh4AK1qjqehno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillip-bleh.tumblr.com/post/50866091301/hes-like-a-cartoon-character"&gt;phillip-bleh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;he’s like a cartoon character.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51070306597</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51070306597</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:20:59 -0700</pubDate><category>jontron</category></item><item><title>8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md722dhm291rhsiwao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8yearoldslut.tumblr.com/post/50475475018/me-arriving-at-the-gates-of-hell"&gt;8yearoldslut&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;me arriving at the gates of hell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51067655116</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51067655116</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 06:20:06 -0700</pubDate><category>me getting someone in my bed</category><category>BUT BY THAT TIME ITS TOO LATE MUAHAHAH</category></item><item><title>alsywalsy:

‘Does it have a happy ending?’
Version 2
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce2b685432dad9592b151d982c51a7ca/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88a68c220f355160e52dff47f3dc7415/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o6_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6176dfdeeda508c3e167204f4290614/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12a7e3f6c41f9580ea609daa74e824de/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c1ec6e4a105e5a3284c681820b9c8e3/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2950f61b6fefb9de5e091e520534f680/tumblr_mn60icO3E51r54on7o3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alsywalsy.tumblr.com/post/51012954400/does-it-have-a-happy-ending-version-2"&gt;alsywalsy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;‘Does it have a happy ending?’&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Version 2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51036261921</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51036261921</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:45:51 -0700</pubDate><category>VIOLENT SOBBING</category><category>v for vendetta</category></item><item><title>biacomcafe replied to your post: lmao i forgot to eat today OTL tummy why u no&amp;#8230;
you go eat now...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://biacomcafe.tumblr.com/"&gt;biacomcafe&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51023260987/lmao-i-forgot-to-eat-today-otl-tummy-why-u-no"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51023260987/lmao-i-forgot-to-eat-today-otl-tummy-why-u-no"&gt;lmao i forgot to eat today OTL tummy why u no&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;you go eat now or I’M GOING TO EAT U&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh bia&amp;#8230;..&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wx2m73fR1r17mw1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51034483212</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51034483212</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:24:30 -0700</pubDate><category>biacomcafe</category></item><item><title>lmao i forgot to eat today OTL
tummy why u no tell me things</title><description>&lt;p&gt;lmao i forgot to eat today OTL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tummy why u no tell me things&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51023260987</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51023260987</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:00 -0700</pubDate><category>my brain is full of holes and my stomach is unresponsive</category></item><item><title>i am praying i can nab a petstore job before thursday 
just to piss off my dad huehuehueh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i am praying i can nab a petstore job before thursday &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just to piss off my dad huehuehueh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51020404956</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51020404956</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>pls hire me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;pls hire me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf1k0iQ9y11r5q2cy.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51018218233</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51018218233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:56:04 -0700</pubDate><category>i dont have any work experience lmao pls</category><category>just do it</category></item><item><title>aw yeh applying to alla da petstores
i might even drive to the family owned one near my house and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;aw yeh applying to alla da petstores&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i might even drive to the family owned one near my house and beg them to hire me lmao OTL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51017494243</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51017494243</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:46:46 -0700</pubDate><category>please</category><category>need job</category><category>hire me</category><category>also i want to touch your snakes</category></item><item><title>spiralingaesthetics replied to your post: STOP BEING IN WASHINGTON COMICS :((((((
I AM READING THEM...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://spiralingaesthetics.tumblr.com/"&gt;spiralingaesthetics&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51011861985/stop-being-in-washington-comics"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51011861985/stop-being-in-washington-comics"&gt;STOP BEING IN WASHINGTON COMICS :((((((&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I AM READING THEM LOLOLOL&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU GIANT POOPOO I KNEW IT HOW DARE YOU&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51015793192</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51015793192</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:03 -0700</pubDate><category>spiralingaesthetics</category></item><item><title>gosh my dad wants me to apply for all these marketing internships
i just&amp;#8230;wanna work at a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;gosh my dad wants me to apply for all these marketing internships&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just&amp;#8230;wanna work at a petstore this summer *flails*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51014528891</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51014528891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:08:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>koboldfacedlie:

“One of the most fascinating archeological...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af8e71f74fc4a2eb7d0d9666a33624c8/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 1. Onfim the Warrior&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01d934d2b391126557f576a1461b0bbf/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 2. Onfim the Beast&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cd387fe641ec1eafe1440037a040136/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 3. Onfim's Friends and Family&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74d0a0382ccafdc0625b2ff58e188ccf/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 4. People&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65b7edb2dd92b4f42c0b379605c41790/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 5. More people&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81263b85231426d2c6457badc187c9db/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 6. Battle Scenes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/686200213881c2184c82b7d8940238ae/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 7. Yet more battle scenes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9a34dda9c4031aa774adf0f2f176aea/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 8. More people&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/838377a5f7c7373f5c76b61bb3cd9ad9/tumblr_mmni96Flml1rogal6o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 9. Onfin and his badass dad&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://koboldfacedlie.tumblr.com/post/50192212003/one-of-the-most-fascinating-archeological-finds"&gt;koboldfacedlie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“&lt;span&gt;One of the most fascinating archeological finds in Russia has been the discovery of hundreds of “birchbark documents” (messages written on the bark of birch trees with a sharp stylus) that were created from the 11th to the 15th century.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The birchbark documents of Novgorod are a major source for information about life in Medieval Novgorod because they are not the writings of church theologians or political leaders, but rather, personal messages, IOUs, love letters, shopping lists, and so on. One of the most fascinating items, in my mind, is a collection of children’s drawings that have been unearthed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Children’s drawings in the Middle Ages?! Even if such things were created in period, how could they have survived to the present day? After all, finger paints, magic markers, and crayons were not yet in use, paper was far too valuable of a commodity to waste on children, and refrigerator doors were unavailable for the display of Junior’s artistic genius. Most of the products of childhood inspiration probably were expressed on the ephemeral canvas of dirt or sand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But birchbark was a different story. The bark was widely available (although there are indications that excessive use of the medium caused a decline in the local birch population) and easily cultivated. Anyone could use it. When one was finished with the message, it was simply thrown into the mud, where the presence of water and clay created an unusually bacteria-free environment which preserved the documents. So, we have the ideal medium: cheap, easy to come by, and (thanks to unique geology) preserved for hundreds of years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The drawings from Novgorod that we have found appear to all come from a Russian boy named Onfim, who lived at the end of the twelfth century or beginning of the thirteenth century in the city of Novgorod. By the estimate of the archaeologists who unearthed his works, he was around seven years old at the time that he made these drawings. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Onfim was being taught to write, but he was obviously restless with his lessons and when he could get away with it, he intermixed his assignments with doodlings. In this first example, he started to write out the first eleven letters of the alphabet in the upper right corner, but got bored and drew a picture of himself as a grown-up warrior impaling an enemy with his spear. To remove any doubt about the identity of the warrior, he even labeled the person on the horse as “Onfim.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fantasies of becoming a mighty warrior were not the only things that Onfim thought up though. In another example, he took the piece of bark that he was practicing on (left), turned it over (right), and drew a picture of himself disguised as a wild beast (which he identified by writing “I am a wild beast” [&lt;em&gt;Ia zver’&lt;/em&gt;] over it). The beast, with its long tongue (or fiery breath), is apparently still a friendly beast as it is carrying a sign that reads “Greetings from Onfim to Danilo” [&lt;em&gt;Poklon ot Onfima ko Danile&lt;/em&gt;]. Danilo (i.e., Daniel) was probably a friend, perhaps even a schoolmate sitting next to Onfim. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Onfim liked to draw people and while his artistic aptitude may have been lacking, he was prolific.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;source: &lt;a href="http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html"&gt;http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51013493503</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51013493503</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:55:29 -0700</pubDate><category>haha omg these are so cute</category></item><item><title>STOP BEING IN WASHINGTON COMICS :((((((</title><description>&lt;p&gt;STOP BEING IN WASHINGTON COMICS :((((((&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51011861985</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51011861985</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:34:22 -0700</pubDate><category>but srsly pennsylvania to washington to texas isn't texas closer than fucking washington</category></item><item><title>ryumma:

what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryumma.tumblr.com/post/50966912856/what-if-you-walked-into-a-noisy-sports-bar-with"&gt;ryumma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51009341697</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51009341697</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:12 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>i dont know what i&amp;#8217;d rather deal with earthquakes or tornados
but at least in cali u can visit...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i dont know what i&amp;#8217;d rather deal with earthquakes or tornados&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but at least in cali u can visit disneyland lolol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51006345966</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51006345966</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:19:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>HAVING SUPER HOT FRIENDS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6c67d890d33ea1b97360aa88b378a485/tumblr_inline_mi3zn0HRu91r92nht.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51005461479</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51005461479</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:06:12 -0700</pubDate><category>BLUSHUUU</category><category>ALLA YALL</category></item><item><title>WAITING FOR THINGS YOU BOUGHT ONLINE TO BE DELIVERED IS THE WORST AGONY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;BUT DAMN IT SURE FEELS GOOD WHEN U GET IT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51005273877</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51005273877</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:03:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tiddleywink:

Sorry about the gpoy, Im uploading on my phone and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88b67e16d8e89aa19d784a9918c5c244/tumblr_mn5uv1lu2k1qlvi96o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tiddleywink.tumblr.com/post/51002495754/sorry-about-the-gpoy-im-uploading-on-my-phone-and"&gt;tiddleywink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sorry about the gpoy, Im uploading on my phone and can’t put the pic under a cut. But yeah, I got a haircut today and I’m sporting it with my new dress. :) I’m in a good mood today, and there was this really cute guy at the comic shop who was very nice to me! Also, I got my Nightwing chess piece! and finals are OVER!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HEY GURL HEEEEEY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GOSH UR A CUTIE PATOOTIE (0//U//0)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51004939040</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/51004939040</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:58:19 -0700</pubDate><category>tiddleywink</category><category>SUPER HOT FRIENDS</category></item><item><title>spiralingaesthetics replied to your post: haha i just bought two coyote skulls and a...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://spiralingaesthetics.tumblr.com/"&gt;spiralingaesthetics&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/50990713376/haha-i-just-bought-two-coyote-skulls-and-a-fox"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/50990713376/haha-i-just-bought-two-coyote-skulls-and-a-fox"&gt;haha i just bought two coyote skulls and a fox&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Don’t worry, I just bought a coat made out of rabbits.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;man i could make a coat out of all the rabbits my cat brings me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/50998033892</link><guid>http://fallbeil.tumblr.com/post/50998033892</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:00:54 -0700</pubDate><category>spiralingaesthetics</category></item></channel></rss>
