da documentary commentary

  • Bones: The elusive megacrow in his natural habitat tending his scarecrowling.
  • Beil: Asdhfkahj
  • Bones: Look at this little baby all fluffed up with pride from his first flutter. LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK BECAUSE ITS NOT DANGEROUS AT ALL-/SCREAMING/
  • Beil: SHSHAJAHDGA OMG UR DRAWINGS ARE SO PERFECT AND KAWAII AAAAAA
  • Bones: /FUCKING DIES FROM DOKI DOKI OVERLOAD JESUS CHRIST FGHDJEYUIKSWEUI/
  • Beil: /both die from kawaii overload, reincarnated as kittens/
  • Bones: Papa megacrow noes dat his scarecrowlings fav foods is hatters...so he returns w/a delicious surprise for his growing son. /whipes away single tear
  • Bones: Look at dat happy baby. Lets take a closer loo/pecked to deth by parent
  • Beil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Beil: ssjkghkjah papacrow nooo
  • Beil: Scarecrow's natural predator is da bat manz, watch how he defends his territory.
  • Bones: Da bat manz go away >:( gosh
  • Beil: Bat manz u steal enough babies go get your own
  • Bones: Omg no he steals babies???fhjderyu
  • Bones: Cryyyyyy
  • Beil: Alla da robins, if he breaks on he just steal a new one ahhfgsvk bad batmanz
  • Bones: This is true omg get out
  • Bones: U dont need scarecrowlings
  • Beil: Da megacrows nest is made mostly of straw, used needles, and tears. It makes for a well insulated home.
  • Bones: What a cozy little nest fruejedikf
  • Bones: Holy shit
  • Beil: Omg minicrows face. hes like 'dad....dad plz'
  • Bones: Llmaofrujedgtruf but dads gatta fight son! so da batmanz wont get u. do u know what he does to robins? u dont want that son.
  • Beil: Yes I understand fathur, I have seen da error of my ways (pls dont eat me)
  • Bones: /intense inmoving stare/ Atta boi.
  • Beil: Ever vigilant the megacrow guards da nest while his wee bby sleeps.
  • Bones: Aaaaaaaaaaaa look at how determined he looks! u don wanna mess w/dis burd (look at that tiny peep gosh)
  • Beil: Idk i keep imagining him with a seagull or pidgeon body tho asdnfkhhhhhhhh
  • Bones: Lmfaoooo i drew him as a duck once i just fhdjeuikws pidgeon lol

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